CEOISM SPARK No. 005 · BUILT UNASKED, GIVEN FREELY
HAUL
EVERY RESCUE COUNTED

Ashley, ten million people watched your dumpster.
We counted what you save.

You pull groceries, candles, and whole home aisles back from the landfill, and the world watches in the millions. But nothing rings it up. HAUL is the till for everything you save: every dive a run, every find rung in, every run a report made for the reel.

RESCUED ON CAMERA, AND NEVER COUNTED, UNTIL NOW
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WHY THIS EXISTS

Strava counts your miles.
Nothing counts your rescues.

WE FOUND YOU

The 10M-view category with no app

Your dives hit 8.9 and 10 million views. Dumpster diving, thrifting, curb rescue: an entire economy of saved things, watched by millions, served by nothing. Not one app, anywhere, ever.

WE BUILT IT

A till, a logbook, a code

Run a dive, ring each find into the till, watch dollars and landfill-pounds tally live, close the run into a haul report styled for the reel. Your "clean up after yourselves" is enshrined as the Diver's Code every crew member signs.

IT'S YOURS

Fruit in due season

You gave God a goal of 6k a month. Here is a vehicle, drawn for you, free: your 243K become crew seats, your knowledge becomes the appraiser, and the boss keeps a cut of it all.

SPARK No. 005 · THE APP

The till is live. Ring something in.

OPEN THE FULL-SCREEN DEMO
SHOW SOMEONE X WHATSAPP TELEGRAM
  • The Till. You land mid-run. Spotted finds wait in the bin; tap one and it rings in, value rolling, pounds counting.
  • The Haul Report. Close the run and it prints: total saved, best find, ready to style for the reel, your exact video format, productized.
  • The Rounds and the Code. Tonight's circuit with your insider notes, and your own rules signed by every diver who joins.
  • The Crew and the Window. 243,000 watchers stand at the public window, cheering runs and calling dibs, the AI appraiser (point the camera, it names the price) is the paid tier, and the boss keeps a cut.
HAUL · WHERE THIS GOES
TODAYevery dive, counted
NEXTevery thrift, curb, and yard sale
SOONthe AI appraiser prices any find from a photo
THENthe rescue marketplace, finds resold
TOTALthe waste economy, reversed
A WORD FROM THE FOUNDERS

Why we build these for free.

NINETY SECONDS, FROM THE TWO OF US

THREE MARKDOWN STICKERS

Peel one off. No catch on any of them.

STICKER 01

The Spark

FREE, ALREADY YOURS

This demo and everything in it. Keep it, show it, post it over a haul. It stays yours either way.

IT'S YOURS, OPEN IT
STICKER 02

Build It Real

NAME YOUR PRICE

We make HAUL live: real runs, real crews, real reports, with you as the founding boss. You say what feels fair.

NAME YOUR PRICE
STICKER 03

Cofound It

FOR THE BOLD FEW

The full road: we build, you lead, and HAUL becomes the till of the whole rescue economy. We think it can.

START THE ROAD
RETURNS ACCEPTED

Did we ring up the wrong company? Maybe a till is not what you would run. Tell us the one you would, in one message, and we will build that spark instead. Also free. Exchanges cost nothing, no receipt needed.

Exchange my spark
REPLY TO YOUR SPARK NOT ASHLEY? BECOME THE CEO OF THIS A human reads every reply. hello@ceoism.com, and the door stays open.