Service 086 of 100
Hire someone to make your slow app fast
The Build Studio at CEOism finds where the seconds go in your slow app and takes them back, at a price you name. Slowness is never mysterious, it is specific: the query without an index, the four-megabyte bundle, the API call made in series that should be parallel, the image nobody compressed. We measure first, so the work targets the real bottlenecks instead of guesses, then we fix them in order of impact and show you the before-and-after numbers. You name the price, and we tell you honestly how far down the bottleneck list that number reaches. We keep our own 47 live apps fast on bad connections because much of our audience is on phones, so this is daily practice, not a specialty we rent.
The 60-second version
Your users are leaving in the three seconds your app takes to load.
We build it for you: we find where the seconds go and take them back.
Tell us what it is worth to you. ceoism.com/studio.
What you receive
- A measured performance audit: where the time actually goes
- The top bottlenecks fixed, in order of user impact
- Before-and-after numbers for every fix, honestly reported
- Database queries and indexes tuned where they matter
- Frontend weight cut: bundles, images, and render blocking
- A short guide so your team does not regress it
How it works
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Tell us what you need
One email. Describe the thing in your own words, plain language is perfect, and say the number that feels fair to you.
- 2
We build, you watch it become real
We reply honestly with what your number gets, then we build. You see the live thing take shape, not a slide about it.
- 3
You name the price
The price you set is the price. When it ships, it is live on a real domain and it is yours: code, keys, everything.
Honest questions
- How much faster will my app actually get?
- We do not promise a number before measuring, because anyone who does is guessing. After the audit we tell you what each fix should recover, then prove it with before-and-after measurements.
- Will you rewrite my app to make it fast?
- Almost never. Most speed problems are fixable inside the existing code. If the architecture itself is the bottleneck, we say so and let you decide, rather than starting a rewrite by stealth.
- My users are on slow connections. Do you handle that?
- Yes, that case is close to home. We build mobile-first products for markets with bad connections, so payload size and perceived speed on a weak signal are exactly what we tune for.
Name your price on this.
Tell us what you need and the number that feels fair. We answer honestly with what that number gets.
Not looking to hire anyone? If you have the knack but never had the means, CEOism will hand you a company instead.
Service 086 · three takes
The films we shoot for this one
These are the scripts we actually film, published openly. Plain text is spoken out loud. Anything in the marked panels is for the camera or the screen behind us and is never read aloud. Three takes of the same service, so we can pick the one that fits where the film is going. The first is open below. Open the other two to read them.
The seconds you stopped noticing
Opens inside the worry this service answers, and takes its time. Made for someone who already has this problem in mind, so it fits this page and it fits an audience that already knows us.
Your app takes a few seconds to open. You stopped noticing that a long time ago. Your users have not, and most of them will never mention it, they just leave.
Speed: your slow app made fast. We find where the seconds are going, and they are almost always going somewhere silly.
It tends to be the cheapest work we do and the one people feel the most.
We are at ceoism.com/studio.
Take two · the direct cutFilm 086 · 15 to 25 secondsMeasured before it shipped
Opens on a claim or a visible result, with the offer inside the first ten seconds. Built to be shot with a screen recording playing behind you. Made for the feed and for paid placement, where nobody was looking for us.
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Two of us. Forty-seven live apps. Every one of them measured before it shipped.
Speed: your slow app made fast. A real audit of where the time goes, the top bottlenecks fixed in order of user impact, before and after numbers reported honestly.
Send us the slow page.
Take three · the standing offerFilm 086 · 15 to 30 secondsWhere the seconds go
Names the service in the first breath instead of hiding it behind a hook, then offers to build it. It puts the barriers on the floor: you name the price, and not knowing how any of it works is our job rather than yours. It also makes the promise most people never get, that we stay with the thing until it is real. Made for someone who has been carrying this idea around for a long time and needs to hear that somebody will actually take it on.
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Speed: your slow app made fast. We measure first, then fix in order of user impact.
We would do that on yours, with before and after numbers reported honestly.
Name your number and we tell you how far down the list it reaches.
Then we work that list until the seconds are actually gone.
Send us the slow page whenever it suits you.